TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
