Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
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Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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