Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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