A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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