Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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