it hurts more in the daytime
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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