No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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