We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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