Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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