Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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