Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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