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There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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