Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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