Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex