This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...