make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
porn star boner night. come get it.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day