She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
