if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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