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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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