I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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