Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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