it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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