And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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