If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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