He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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