Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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