Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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