Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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