dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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