just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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