i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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