So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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