no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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