I think I just saw someone hide a body.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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