She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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