Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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