Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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