Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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