Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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