make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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