I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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