Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Send help, water and tortillas.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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