Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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