That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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