After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
