The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Randomize
