I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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