Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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