I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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