think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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