If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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