i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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