We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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