I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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